Left Foot in, Left Foot Out

actegratuit:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

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papercupmixmaster:

Party at a Rich Dude’s House covered by Delta $igma Pre$ent$: Ju$tina Bieber$ Ke$ha Cover Band

I am the under-qualified bass player for this band.

And I have never been prouder of myself.

Small Greenhouse

ME: Do you have any ideas for mom’s birthday?
DAD: I was thinking of buying a small greenhouse
ME: Aww that’s nice. What would you grow in it?
DAD: Pot
DAD: Or tomatoes

Making a living is not the same thing as making a life.

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—	Maya Angelou

I fuckin’ hate memes.

solairebee:

John Thörnqvist

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST!

EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!